Ten Ways To Get Kicked Out Of Class For Using Your Super Powers

10. Use your telekinesis to pull the chair out from behind your teacher - every time he or she tries to sit down. Alternatively, do the same to a fellow student, visiting speaker, or, if you're really talented, everyone in the room.

9. Wait until your teacher plans a frog dissection. When the day comes, and the only thing on the agenda is frogs, clear everyone's schedule. Freeze all the frogs with your icy breath, and watch chaos ensue as the teacher slowly realizes what's happened, and haphazardly tries to fill the rest of the day on the spot. Don't be alarmed if you find yourself suddenly solving word puzzles or watching "Cool Runnings" as the instructor tries to figure out how the frogs got frozen. Mission accomplished!

8. Telepathically link with the smartest kids in the class and blurt out their answers whenever they raise their hands. Alternatively, read their minds during a test. If you'd rather not be found out, be sure to vary your responses a bit so as to avoid suspicion.

7. Turn invisible and bring the classroom skeleton back to life, puppet style. Bonus points if anybody runs out screaming. Super extra bonus points if done on Halloween!

6. Just before class starts, use your telekinesis to loosen all the screws on each chair. Keep everything stable until everyone's settled in, and then let the butts hit the floor. Help speed along the rebuilding process by telekinetically replacing the screws, and then repeat the trickery ad nauseam.

5. Melt all the shoes to the floor with your heat vision. Don't breathe the fumes!

4. Manipulate the classroom weather to create a subtle wind that gathers up all the dust in the room into fist-sized balls. Yell, "Dust ball fight!" and pelt everyone repeatedly. Each of them will be too stunned to realize no one else is participating, especially if you keep the air thick with fast-moving filth. But beware. Everyone will find out it was you when you stop. So don't stop!

3. Create an unseasonal shift in temperature with your thermal powers. When everybody's wearing shorts, make the room cold. When they've all started wearing long sleeves, do the opposite. If you're truly talented, keep it up until they catch on and come to class in layers. On that day, start off with warmth. Once everyone's removed a couple of articles of clothing, make it cold. As they put the layers back on, go warm again. Keep shifting the temperature just fast enough so that the only thing anyone has time to do is adjust their clothing. Gold star if they catch on and leave the room. Class dismissed!

2. When a boring film is being shown, create a massive electromagnetic pulse and black out the entire building. That'll teach ‘em that "Cool Runnings" has no place in school!

1. Link minds with everyone at the same time. Create a virtual fantasy in which school is cancelled forever and you all win the lottery. Everybody's dreams come true. Build the spectacle and ecstasy as high as you can. Once things have peaked, swiftly cut off the delusion, allowing everyone to wake up and discover it wasn't real. When they recognize the unfortunate nature of their actual situation, they'll boot you all the way to the superintendent. Special bonus points if done during an exam. Triple diamond bonus points if done on finals! Ultra cosmic bonus points for linking with everyone in the building during the SATs!!

Here's one final tip for making the best use of your super powers in class, or anywhere else. Remember the immortal words of Stretch Dude: "I must only use this power to annoy!"