Real Super Powers

I know you won't believe this is true... but it is. I can delve into the innermost hidden parts of the females (and probably males too) brains and trigger an emotion of love directed at myself. I have had this sort of manipulation since I was a child. I trance out as I gaze deep into their eyes and envision them being madly in love with me... It works every time, however tends to get me into heaps of trouble.

Also I can direct my energies into an inanimate object and focus it somewhere within a certain range. For example I can imagine the basketball in my hand making it through the basket while my eyes are closed or while my back is facing the hoop and every time I will hear a rewarding "Swoosh". You don't have to believe me but it is true and I'm only 21!