Real Super Powers

Haha! You guys make me crack up!

1Me: 1do 1you 1smoke 1weed?

1him: 1it 1depends 1on 1your 1point 1of 1view

1me: 1do 1you 1put 1the 1happy 1plant 1in 1paper and 1light 1the 1end 1of 1it 1with 1the 1other 1end 1in 1your 1mouth?

1him: 1do 1you 1dare 1risk 1finding 1out?

1me: 1yes 1sir, 1do 1you 1smoke 1weed

1him: 1signs 1point 1to 1yes

1me: 1were 1you 1trying 1to 1make 1me 1drop 1the 1subject?

1him: 1my 1reply 1is 1no

1me: 1are 1you 1sure?

1him: 1very 1doubtful

 
1My 1conclusion: 1people 1who 1say 1they 1can 1read 1the 1future.. 1are 1hopped 1up 1on 1weed

i asked 'r u a perv' .... he said ur chances are are good

and he said, "Outlook not so good".

I think he means "no".

Hm.

i asked "are you @#!?"and said "it has been decided in your favor"..........

I asked him if
When he got married did he suck his @#!?
he said
if thats what u really want
@#! assed pervert!

"Are you a paedophile?"

"that makes a good deal of sense."

I have powers? (obviamente creo)

*Me dijo que la respuesta a esa pregunta era obvia*

My powers change the world?

That makes a good deal of sense

Pregunté de nuevo

I have powers?

It has already been taken care of 

I asked him if he was embaressed that he pooed his pants last night, and he said "do you dare risk finding out?" LOL

i wonder if hes just being sarcastic

I said "are you just another program with automated responses?"

He said

"Without a doubt"

I said "How do you work? You are dead."

He said "Don't count on it."

I said "WOW- YOU'RE STILL ALIVE?"

He said "Without a Doubt."

i had a whole conversation with this dude, including NON Yes or No questions and he answered accurately!!!

dude! i asked him if i was a guy and he said "Most likely." IM A GIRL!!!

Oh wow. A digital magic 8 ball. Hooray.