Ask Nostradamus

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straton's picture

Hahahahahahahaha

i asked 'r u a perv' .... he said ur chances are are good

Foreseer's picture

he stuttered?

he stuttered?

straton's picture

whell yea

but its 2 b expected from a simple program

inferno's picture

i asked

do you eat little girls and he said "it is decidedly so"

inferno's picture

i hope

he knew what i actually meant

Foreseer's picture

1I 1ask,"1can 1I 1use

1I 1ask,"1can 1I 1use 1magic? 1and 1he 1says 1yes, 1I 1ask 1if 1I 1have 1a 1spirt 1powr, 1again, 1yes, 1then 1I 1ask 1if 1he 1is 1just 1saying 1that 1to 1get 1in 1my 1pants,1 he 1says, "1cann't 1predict 1now

inferno's picture

lol

funnier than mine

auraboi13's picture

i asked if he will suck my

i asked if he will suck my d***

he say my sorces say no

then i asked will u suck my friends d***

he say most deffinatly

MaliceInWonderland's picture

I asked him, "Do I exist?"...

and he said, "Outlook not so good".

I think he means "no".

Hm.

loudtyper's picture

This guy is hilarious

My friend and I have been asking him all the unappropiate questions and he was in favor of all of them! Nostradamus is a perv!

inferno's picture

um

i asked "are you @#!?"and said "it has been decided in your favor"..........

angelintraining's picture

hes a LIAR!!

I asked: "do you always tell the truth?" and he answered: "no"... lol

Mystyfication's picture

What a Perv!!!

I asked him if
When he got married did he suck his @#!?
he said
if thats what u really want
@#! assed pervert!

Stufffedkitty's picture

i asked will i help the world

he said we may never know

Pandaaa_'s picture

Oh, how magical!

"Are you a paedophile?"

"that makes a good deal of sense."

Incognito's picture

legion???

I asked him "will people with gifts will form a legion" he said "yes" hmmm

GeoCloaking's picture

That was my questions

I have powers? (obviamente creo)

*Me dijo que la respuesta a esa pregunta era obvia*

My powers change the world?

That makes a good deal of sense

 

Pregunté de nuevo

I have powers?

It has already been taken care of 

 

ArtyKing's picture

LOL AGAIN!

I asked him if he was horny for an orgasm with a boy and he said "if you move soon." Nostradamus you perv! LOL.

ArtyKing's picture

LOL

I asked him if he was embaressed that he pooed his pants last night, and he said "do you dare risk finding out?" LOL

Anonymous's picture

hmm

i ask him if anyone in the world had super powers he said very doubtful.

Rosaniya_Lee's picture

hmmmmmm.....

i wonder if hes just being sarcastic

Mr. Primal's picture

LOL!

You Anonymous guys are funny.

 

Mankind doesn't fear us because we are different. They fear us because we are the ones who shall change the world. ~Primal

Anonymous's picture

meh

I said "are you just another program with automated responses?"

 

He said

"Without a doubt"

feelthefuture's picture

same here:))

same here:))

Anonymous's picture

He's still alive!!

I said "How do you work? You are dead."

He said "Don't count on it."

I said "WOW- YOU'RE STILL ALIVE?"

He said "Without a Doubt."

Anonymous's picture

I asked 'are you wrong'

I asked 'are you wrong'

answer; yes definately.

 that pretty much ends it lol

Anonymous's picture

COOL

i had a whole conversation with this dude, including NON Yes or No questions and he answered accurately!!!

Anonymous's picture

i asked if i were a guy and

i asked if i were a guy and it said yes... I AM FEMALE

Anonymous's picture

uh no...

dude! i asked him if i was a guy and he said "Most likely." IM A GIRL!!!

Anonymous's picture

this thing

this thing doesn't tell you anything

i_am_making_a_team's picture

Oh wow. A digital magic 8

Oh wow. A digital magic 8 ball. Hooray.

Anonymous's picture

What are you making a team

What are you making a team of?

Foreseer's picture

guess what

I asked if I was the son of christ, he said yes

I asked if 2012 was the end of the world and he said it is up to you. 

well I guess I am the messiah ^^

moon676's picture

wow

I asked him if he was a liar and he said yes-defenly