Real Super Powers

i asked 'r u a perv' .... he said ur chances are are good

and he said, "Outlook not so good".

I think he means "no".

Hm.

i asked "are you @#!?"and said "it has been decided in your favor"..........

I asked him if
When he got married did he suck his @#!?
he said
if thats what u really want
@#! assed pervert!

"Are you a paedophile?"

"that makes a good deal of sense."

I have powers? (obviamente creo)

*Me dijo que la respuesta a esa pregunta era obvia*

My powers change the world?

That makes a good deal of sense

Pregunté de nuevo

I have powers?

It has already been taken care of 

I asked him if he was embaressed that he pooed his pants last night, and he said "do you dare risk finding out?" LOL

i wonder if hes just being sarcastic

I said "are you just another program with automated responses?"

He said

"Without a doubt"

I said "How do you work? You are dead."

He said "Don't count on it."

I said "WOW- YOU'RE STILL ALIVE?"

He said "Without a Doubt."

i had a whole conversation with this dude, including NON Yes or No questions and he answered accurately!!!

dude! i asked him if i was a guy and he said "Most likely." IM A GIRL!!!

Oh wow. A digital magic 8 ball. Hooray.